I wish I was a lucky donkey...

....as it seems the world is full them, or at least the tables I play on. I must go to the tackle shop and get a stronger rod as the fish keeping breaking mine. WTF. 5 tournaments today, 3 bubbles and 5 exits to moronic bad play that is rewarded from the river gods. From now on I am only playing the absolute nuts, getting all in as a 20:1 favourite is not enough. Mind you they will still find a way to outdraw me.

I am off to batter some penguins.